My boss is a big fan of the Westminster dog show and has kept me up to date. This morning I go on the internets to see that the ugliest dog ever won.
Me: “Whoa Whoa. That ugly ass Chewbacca/Ewok hybrid won the Westminster?”
Boss: “You just don’t want to know how angry I was.”
Me: “Its stupid little face is all over the internet now.”
Boss: “Yes, to scare the children.”
Too bad this was in text form since I won’t see her until Friday. Her face when she’s angry is fantastic.