One of the best out takes from any television show, ever.
this is one of my favorite videos
i love how she hits him
i have replayed this like 15 times now
This gave me life.
CHRIS PRATT IS THE BEST IMPROVISER I CAN’T
It takes every one a second, but when they get it, they get it hard.
and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science
There is a nerdfighter on Teen Jeopardy and she attempted to explain Nerdfighteria and did the salute and Trebek was just like, “…okay.”
It’s okay Selena. We’re here…we understand.
So I’m posting this a little bit late, but can we take a minute to appreciate the best graduation present ever? It’s an altered book that my mom made out of the Fault in Our Stars. (Since she knew it was one of my favorite books) It’s kind of like a scrapbook, only it’s made out of the pages of a book instead (John, I hope that you don’t mind that my mom altered it). She used pictures, clippings, material, and other things I’ve gotten way back from when I was little to Senior Year. She even made tabs in some places, so you can lift it up and see the quotes. Thank you so much mom. This truly is the best graduation present ever.
Holy shit. A++ momming.
I’m curious what the name of these ladies’ profession is? I ask on purpose coz I want their job lol
Just don’t tell me that they are film set workers. I need more information XD
Probably Production Assistants, but they could honestly be a few different professions on set. I’m going to go with PA and they are probably walking him to/from set to/from his trailer.
Get ready for 14+ hour days and being shit on by almost everyone. I love my PA’s they do not get the credit that they deserve.
True that. There are some great coordinators and key PAs that take good care of PAs, but there are more crappy ones that use and abuse.
All part of the job.
But hey, we get to walk Christoph Waltz to and from set, so that’s cool.
Just went to the doctor. I was pretty sure something major was wrong. And I was right.
I am severely anemic.
Let me lay this out for you. I eat whole foods and drink a green smoothie every day and I’m not a vegetarian. And I’m severely anemic. Welcome to our industry where you must treat your body like you are running an ultra marathon.
You want to live to be forty in the arts? Do it right. Start now. This is what you need to do daily and don’t break it for more than two days. With the usual “blah blah blah don’t take my word for it because I’m not a doctor.” ASK your doctor about this. My fucking deductible just tripled paying for everyone’s health insurance so I’m going to be mightily pissed if you don’t use it. The way I see, I pay for it, you gotta use it so I’m telling you, USE YOUR NEW HEALTH INSURANCE and get your ass to the doctor for a well check up.
I take calcium, a prenatal multivitamin (I think they are better), and when I start to feel run down, iron and zinc. Daily.
Drink eight glasses a day. If you can’t do this on set, set your alarm two hours before you need to get up and drink two huge glasses. Go back to sleep. Your bladder will ensure you make your calltime.
No you are not meant to be vegetarian. Just look at your teeth. Those aren’t plant eater teeth. But do what you want, just be smart about it. The truth is that meat wasn’t a huge part of our diet but it is an important part. Don’t just go vegan and expect your brain function not to drop if you don’t educate yourself and maintain that diet intelligently. It’s totally possible but you have to keep track of it and be smart about it.
If you do eat meat, try to eat the BEST meat you can afford.
There is protein in greens, nuts and other plant sources. Work with it to see what your body absorbs.
Craving sugar means you need more protein, FYI.
We are working our bodies beyond the expected duration. That means you can pretty much EXPECT to develop food sensitivities because it’s like anyone who pushes their body that hard. The body gets picky. If you are on a long shoot, scale back on dairy, onions, wheat, salt, fat and sugar. Eat lean proteins, veggies, fruit and drink a lot of water. Your stomach will thank you. That, my friends, is really why we don’t like pizza as a second meal. It hurts our stomachs. Just keep an eye on what hurts your belly and avoid it. That’s all. Add it back gently when you are on a normal schedule.
Do Not Eat Non Foods
What is a non food? Here’s my test. Pretend Laura Ingalls Wilder is sitting beside you. You show her what you are eating. Can you explain it in a way she will understand? No? Then it’s not a food. Don’t eat it. Not on set anyway.
Eat Every Six Hours
Yes, almost impossible to stick to but you know what? You aren’t performing surgery and no one is dying on the table. It took me a long time to realize that my health didn’t come after the producer’s stupidity. Eat. Even if you have to hide and pretend you are working. Eat. Smoothies are great for non-breakfasters who don’t want to eat at 3AM. Make it and take it. I do a lot of green smoothies (hit up Uncle Google for these if you don’t know what they are) but some people like protein shakes. Whatever it is, do it.
Hard Boiled Eggs at Crafty
I’m not sure you should eat these ever. Really not sure. Just putting that out there.
Energy Drinks and Your Heart
Don’t screw around with these. Honestly. They lead to a big up and a big crash. At least coffee is an ancient beverage. In lieu of that, try tea. But honestly I’d say eschew caffeine altogether if you can. Better to drink water and feel your tired and save that cup of coffee for hour eleven. Caffeine leaches calcium out of your body. Not good, not good, especially for the ladies.
Lots of salt and lots of chemicals. Again, not going to do you any favours on year ten in production. And that health insurance you have probably still doesn’t cover dental so watch your teeth.
Brush Your Teeth
Bring your toothbrush and brush during one break on set. No one is supposed to go fourteen hours without cleaning their teeth. Get all that stress and the taste of adrenalin out of your mouth. Wash your hands and face while you are at it.
Sounds so basic and weird, right? But trust me. I’m glad I have done what I’ve done at this age because I can still run laps and lift 50lbs and I have my knees and teeth.