there’s a group of men on the tv answering a survey about “how much they really know about women” and they asked “which percentage of women do not orgasm from intercourse alone” and they all answered 15 when the real answer was 75 and their faces were just abysmal it gave me life
when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
oh my god you can
What I find fascinating is that they appear to go in much faster than they come out. Hank, explain this to me using science.
Jaw on the fucking floor.
nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
Russia vs. The Jews.
/pol/ is masturbating right now.
We need to stop Russia in their tracks immediately. I KNEW Putin was planning something. If he tries to be another Hitler, he deserves what he gets. And for God’s sake, Ukraine.
This doesn’t have enough evidence to trace it to Russia yet. It would be like some members the Tea Party doing the same thing—doesn’t mean the government sanctioned it.
Pray for South Korea
Tears are streaming down my face. I don’t care what your belief is, please send anything, even good vibes, to these kids because oh my god they are suffering so much. The water is muddy and it’s freezing and they are dying and they’re only seventeen..
These children are so scared.. desperately reassuring the world that yes, they are alive, please come for them. They’re messaging their little sisters, apologizing that they won’t be able to grant a request when they’re seconds away from death and just
oh.. oh my god. oh my fucking god words cannot describe the pain I’m feeling
I didn’t know what was going on. I knew it when I read BBC news. They’re still young.. We still have hope. I wish they’re fine..
The Bad: I stayed in a long ass line in the pouring rain to see Neil deGrasse Tyson just to be get so close and they come out and say the fire marshall said no more people. There was a live broadcast in another building we could go see, but I’d rather sit at home and watch Cosmos. And if there’s a…
You should have come to the live broadcast. He popped in before going to the other lecture hall and we were all closer to him than about 80% of the other hall.
Sometimes during the broadcast you even forgot he wasn’t in the room because the audience was so sucked in and were pattered back to him like he was there. And he gave overflow a shout out.
It was like attending your favorite professor’s best lecture x10.
A++ would stand in the rain w/ a broken umbrella to see @neiltyson again.